deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

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